Memorable Quotes from Wedding Crashers (2005)
Memorable Quotes from Wedding Crashers (2005):
(...) John Beckwith: [about Chazz] He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal twice!
Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts!
(...) Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!
(...) John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
(...) Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now!
John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.
(...) Hindu Woman: [while dancing at a wedding reception] French Foreign Legion? John Beckwith: Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there.
[cut to another reception]
Bridesmaid: Mount Everest?
Jeremy Grey: I don't want to talk about it because we lost a lot of good men out there.
[cut to another reception]
Bridesmaid: Playing with the Yankees?
John Beckwith: Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry.